Start Spinning! Start Winning!

Do you dread the dreidel? Are you empty-handed every Hanukkah? Then start getting more gelt guaranteed with Mastering Dreidel, the insider’s guide written by dreidel expert Felix Friskywrist, host of public access channel 67’s “The Spin Doctor.” Let Felix’s three-DVD course teach you secrets such as: “Three finger positions that work (and five that don’t),” “How to spot loaded dreidel,” and “Eight proven tricks to distract your opponents and steal from their pot.” Order today!

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10 thoughts on “Start Spinning! Start Winning!

  1. Not That Mike The Other Mike December 22, 2019 / 5:38 am

    I intended for this to appear later today, but I made an error with the scheduling. Happy Hankkah this evening!

  2. Lucy's Mom December 22, 2019 / 6:46 am

    Kitty is mesmerized by that dreidel! “Baby needs a new pair of shoes!” 😊

  3. allein 🐾 December 22, 2019 / 8:23 am

    Oy Vegas!

    • Lucy's Mom December 22, 2019 / 9:39 am

      For the win!! 👍 Are you sure you’re not 260Oakley in disguise? 😋

      • allein 🐾 December 22, 2019 / 9:54 am

        I am not! I’m still sad she didn’t follow Mike here.

  4. birdlady26 December 22, 2019 / 9:12 am

    Expected dreidel master Felix to be playing for lots of kitty treats and cat toys. Although, with all that gelt, he could buy his own.

  5. Hilda December 22, 2019 / 11:12 am

    All my cats are Jewish. Liverwurst from the deli is a frantically devoured treat.

  6. EA Gorman December 22, 2019 / 1:10 pm

    Happy Hanukkah to the Cutetropolis residents and all their animal friends/owners. Cute little ketzeleh watching the dreidel.

    • fkaWaldenPond December 22, 2019 / 5:58 pm

      Happy Hanukkah EA and all! and p.s. EA, thank you for teaching me cat in Yiddish! 🙂

  7. Kar December 22, 2019 / 9:14 pm

    I’m not jewish but i’m a little obsessed with those reverse sequin sweater where you can turnt he candles off and on.

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