“Look, boss, you need to get in there and engage, because I can’t control them anymore. Ignatz and Jerome keep fighting over who gets to work the ribbon dispenser, I caught Moe making the teddy bears ‘anatomically correct,’ and the entire toy soldier department went rogue and invaded the break room.”
Speaking of anatomically correct toys…
I just learned that L.O.L. Suprise dolls that are (apparently) all the rage these days are anatomically correct.
Parents are outraged. (Never mind that the company makes sure this fact is included in all relevant product descriptions.)
I am entertained.
That is one very angry elf. 😁
So angry, he’s adorable. I’m dying here. Actually, I’m also dyeing! Got a sweater and a lace shawlette in the dye pot now. Wish me luck!
Dying AND dyeing!! 😂 How many of us can say that??!! Hope the shawlette turns out.
‘Anatomically correct’? Someone once sent me a story of a new employee at Disneyland who put the Winnie the Pooh costume on backwards without realizing it. The picture was hilarious. The visitors’ reactions? Not so much.
Everything about this post is perfect! Especially Ignatz and Jerome!
Grumpy Cat lives!! Talk about a unhappy elf. This post had me giggling all the way through.Not sure which is better – anatomically correct teddy bears or rogue toy soldiers invading the break room.