Deer to be Different

Each Christmas, millions of homes are visited by Santa Claus and his eight tiny reindeer. But blessed and rare indeed is the home to marvel in the presence of the most magical Christmas creature of them all, Abercrombie the Mutant Catdeer.

cat with antlers
I may grant one wish, as long as it involves garden utensils or leisure footwear. (Reddit)

How does he get those things down the chimney, Andrew Y.?

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9 thoughts on “Deer to be Different

  1. allein 🐾 December 25, 2019 / 12:05 pm

    Someone should write a song about this…

  2. Debg December 25, 2019 / 1:46 pm

    Magical indeed! Allein, I nominate you to write the song.

  3. ^oo^ December 25, 2019 / 8:23 pm

    Felix the Moose-head tabby
    Had a rack as big as Maine
    And when the wind was blowing
    He took off just like a plane!

    All of the other tabbies
    Used to laugh and call him names
    But Felix the Moose-head tabby
    Was going to win the winter games.

    When the snow began to fall
    Felix donned his skis
    Down the slopes he hit top-speed
    And soared above the trees!

    O Felix the Moose-head tabby
    His antlers caused his downfall
    Someone shot down our Felix
    His head is mounted on the wall…

    Sorry…couldn’t help it.

    • allein 🐾 December 25, 2019 / 10:00 pm

      Fantastic!

      Bravo!!!

      and also 🤣

    • dubravkamcvmd December 26, 2019 / 1:57 am

      Wow! Terrific!

    • Debg December 26, 2019 / 9:23 am

      Simply beautiful. “Had a rack as big as Maine” has me in stitches.

    • 6rabbits December 26, 2019 / 11:49 pm

      😂👍 Good on ya!

  4. Laura December 26, 2019 / 2:10 pm

    Bravo! Bravissimo! How utterly marvelous!!!

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