Unwelcome Mat

January 7, 2020Not That Mike The Other Mike

Yeah, you better beware, pal. You want in this house, you have to go through me, and I won’t make it easy on you. I can clamp onto your leg and slow you down, or just let you trip over me.

fat cat on doormat — Or I can just eat you. (Imgur)

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^oo^ January 7, 2020 / 11:44 am

I was going to leave a comment, but the cat scared me off…
allein 🐾 January 7, 2020 / 11:45 am

New sequel to the Cat in the Hat?
AJ January 7, 2020 / 12:02 pm

You should be afraid, very afraid. It looks like the cat has already eaten or at least gnawed on a few humans. That is one chunker of a kitty.
Duckie 🐥 January 7, 2020 / 12:13 pm

Is the cat’s name Matt?
- Faye January 7, 2020 / 7:48 pm
  
  Hahahahaha.
Dulcie January 7, 2020 / 12:45 pm

Yeah of course. That’s Matt’s mat.
- Faye January 7, 2020 / 7:49 pm
  
  Not that mat the other Matt.
Kar January 7, 2020 / 1:11 pm

It’s like a furry Veruca Salt, being rolled to the juicing room.
- Duckie 🐥 January 7, 2020 / 1:40 pm
  
  For some reason I thought it was Violet who got juiced. Now I’m gonna have to watch it again.
  Yay!
  - Not That Mike The Other Mike January 7, 2020 / 1:43 pm
    
    Hint: Remember the line “Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet!”
  - allein 🐾 January 7, 2020 / 1:45 pm
    
    It is; she turns into a blueberry. Veruca Salt gets dropped down the garbage chute, if I remember correctly.
    - Not That Mike The Other Mike January 7, 2020 / 1:46 pm
      
      Yep. Veruca was a bad egg.
beemoused January 7, 2020 / 1:22 pm

Blorp warning!!!!
Faye January 7, 2020 / 7:52 pm

Rorschach? Or the Batman signal?