We have received sporadic reports of gravitational anomalies across portions of the northern hemisphere. Our service technicians are investigating the issue. These areas of anti-gravity appear to be highly localized and should be easy to avoid. Should you suddenly experience weightlessness, simply roll out of the affected area and you should return to Earth.
I think it’s aliens, Sharon H.
This might explain a few things…
A very odd position? I wonder how he really got that way?
Love 💙 Memos from Planetary Maintenance!😁
Looks like he was jumping for something and is on the way down…he’s definitely got his eye on something outside of the frame.
I think someone bit him in the butt.
If I was suddenly weightless, why on Earth (or any other planet) would I try to escape?
It looks like one of the pups got in the way when the house was being painted, on the far left of the picture. That white splotch on the blue wall is definitely dog shaped.
It’s always a good day when there’s these memos. Wish my work ones were so funny. And that’s a very agile puppers, looks like he’s doing modern dance.
There was an all-building email yesterday from security with a picture of a car that wasn’t fully in the spot, trying to find the owner so they could go out and park it properly (apparently not their first offense, either). The maintenance director replied, again to the whole building, with a picture of one of those snarky parking “citations” that tells the person what a jerk they are for doing that. I was dying laughing.
Maybe they tossed the bulldog in an invisible blanket. I like how they’re staring at him, waiting for the landing.