“Dr. Smerch, this isn’t the time or place to rehash our mutual feelings for Nurse Flavin! I know there’s been bad blood between us, but there’s only one surgeon in this whole damn hospital I’d trust to help me bilaterally relocate a larcenized hoongerdoonger with palpitations of the asparagus, and that’s you! Now let’s get in there and save that patient!
Did he wash his paws
Well, he appears to be wearing his gloves already…
So what kind of medical problem is this and is this the Doogie Howser of cat doctors? I hope Dr. Kitten knows what he’s doing before he tries relocating the whatcha ma thingy.
This reminds me of a (now defunct) soap opera. It was set in a hospital, and since my mother worked in a hospital, she always wondered how they had time for the patients since they were always dealing with their personal problems. Much like Doctor Kitten. 🤣
Sounds like Grey’s Anatomy.
Was it a specific hospital, or just a general hospital?
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Since General Hospital was the name, I would say nothing specific. 😀
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Wait, General Hospital isn’t on the air anymore? What other horrible news have you people kept from me?
I think Kitty could cure anything with a look from those melty eyes…swoon.
And yes, I believe the paws were soaked in a bleach solution.
Dr. Kitten can operate on me any time!
I’m guessing some kitten fluffs will get sewn into the wound. I wouldn’t mind. Not from this little cutie.
Maybe it was Southwest General (sorry, couldn’t resist a “Tootsie” reference). This kitty could be “Dr. Mewster,” a/k/a “The Tongue,” but obviously without the creep factor.