War is Heck

I remember Sgt. Molded. Bear of a man. Nerves of steel. I was part of his platoon guarding the strategic nectar dumps on the south patio. We had just fought off a wave of army ants and the men were weary from battle. That’s when we saw it: an HB-500 sweet-seeking hoverdrone heading straight for the central refueling port. The men were terrified. They scattered like children. All but Sarge. “Get back here, you dogs!” he barked as he grabbed his last grenade. “You wanna live forever?” Last thing I saw as I dove for cover was Sarge pulling the pin and leaping in the missile’s path. There was a bright flash. That’s all I remember.

hummingbird and toy plastic soldiers
There wasn’t even enough of him left to bury. (Reddit)
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9 thoughts on “War is Heck

  1. Dulcie June 19, 2020 / 10:23 am

    “Sweet seeking” ha ha that’s me! 😁

    • allein 🐾 June 19, 2020 / 10:34 am

      Me, too!

  2. Dana June 19, 2020 / 11:18 am

    Omg, epic scrolldown! Another one where I couldn’t even imagine what the photo would be….genius!

    • allein 🐾 June 19, 2020 / 12:56 pm

      I could see just enough to tell it was a hummingbird, but while I was reading I thought maybe the bird I could see was a metal statue of some kind.

  3. debg June 19, 2020 / 12:24 pm

    Definitely preferable to any other kind of war!

    Happy Juneteenth, everybody.

  4. debg June 19, 2020 / 12:27 pm

    If you’ve ever been in the path of an HB500, you know why Aztec culture (iirc) used hummingbirds as symbols of war.

  5. Alice Shortcake June 19, 2020 / 1:32 pm

    Two down votes – what the heck?!

    • allein 🐾 June 19, 2020 / 1:35 pm

      Army vet ants…

      • fkaWaldenPond June 19, 2020 / 1:57 pm

        😀

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