Cats block books, owl burritos, hungry hungry husky, and so many geese!
And people say that cats have no spines.
When Cat Owners Try To Read…
Sad and Useless, via John B. & Sharon H.
The hardest part was naming them.
Goose Couple Is Taking Care Of 47 Adorable Baby Goslings
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Yeah, I'm still here, thanks for checking.
Owls Are Weighed Wrapped Up In Blankets Like Little Bird Burritos!
Sad and Useless, via John B.
And finally: Hungry Hungry Husky
Player four seems to have an unfair advantage. (via Allein S.)
As far as I can tell (newspapers and law texts aside) the cats appear to be trying to save their hoomins from reading dreck. I can’t be the only one who zoomed in on the text when it was (I use the word loosely) ‘readable’. That…non-‘poetry’. Dear dog, that Christmas-tree-trimming description! See also: Dorothy Parker’s classic book review burn: This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Anyone else think Munchkin cats often look confused that they don’t have real legs? In videos, they often seem to think they do, and are then surprised when whatever they’re reaching for remains…out of reach. (Not a fan, obvs)
Huskies are not right, bless ’em. Love x infinity. Perhaps not the best way to slow down a food bolting dog.
Yeah, not in my best mood today. I’ll see myself out. Love you, Mike. xox
I couldn’t help but notice that the first words on the page in the first picture were “trying to kill you” and the fourth line starts with “that’s why I’m here”… that cat might be trying to send a message. 😲
Years ago I rebuilt an old database to track destruction projects at work and I put that Dorothy Parker quote on the data entry form. 😁 (I also used the Mark Twain quote: “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”)
I try to remember that munchkins can occur naturally, so I try not to assume any particular cat was bred to have too-short legs (unless I know for sure otherwise). Egg Baby is very cute (I might have gone with a different name…) especially his teeny bottom fangs.
Also today I learned the munchkin gene is dominant, but an embryo with two munchkin genes will not develop. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin_cat#Genetics
Dreck is necessary occasionally.
Munchkin cats are sweet and can’t help how they were built.
Huskies are completely awesome and it looks like ordinary dog eating behavior to me.
The owlritos are just adorable, can I get a 1/2 dozen to go. Cats are jerks, plain and simple. Reminds me of one kitten I had that would do somersaults off the sofa arm and land right in the middle of the paper I was reading. He always looked so proud and smug with his antics. I felt I should score him like in the Olympics. 47 goslings! Oh my! And I thought it was bad when I had to babysit two kids at once.
Cats and books are fantastic. AJ is right–cats are jerks. But they’re also lovely and loving and funny.
Egg Baby did melt me into a pile of goo, though I wish breeders hadn’t developed Munchkins.
Love the husky and his game.
One of the goggies wearing bread is a sprinkles sufferer!
I saw that! Poor thing.