Reading of the Won’t

Thank you for coming for the reading of the will, and again let me offer my condolences. Mrs. Gertrude Gemperfemble was devoted to her two pets, but none more so than her beloved dog Huntley, which is why she bequeathed the bulk of her estate into a trust for his care and comfort. As for her cat Jasper, she… Just a moment, it appears the envelope containing her will is empty. Now, where could it have gone?

cat walks away from bonfire
Guess we’ll never know. (Reddit)

Where there’s a will there’s a way, Brouhaha.

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14 thoughts on “Reading of the Won’t

  1. allein 🐾 July 16, 2020 / 10:58 am

    Just a little bonfire. Nothing to see here.

  2. Catwhisperer July 16, 2020 / 11:11 am

    Who else, but Mike, could look at that photo and come up with such a brilliant backstory?!

  3. debg July 16, 2020 / 11:26 am

    His work here is done.

  4. AJ July 16, 2020 / 11:33 am

    Such a typical cat. And perfect story to go with that photo. How does Mike think of these things????

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike July 16, 2020 / 11:46 am

      This story took a long time to think up, because every time I looked at this picture I kept imagining a gruesome murder, but I knew that wouldn’t have sat well with anyone including me.

      • Blue Footed Booby July 16, 2020 / 12:14 pm

        I would have gone with a goddess driving the last of the interloping Christians from her proud pagan land. Don’t know if that would have fared any better, lol.

        I love how kitty is floating on top of the snow.

        • debg July 16, 2020 / 12:32 pm

          Like Legolas in LOTR. The floating, not the driving.

  5. SoccerSue July 16, 2020 / 12:05 pm

    I’ve seen that photo many times, but this is by far the best story I’ve seen with it. Bravo!

  6. Faye July 16, 2020 / 12:39 pm

    Bwahaaaaaaaaaaa. Typical!

  7. dubravkamcvmd July 16, 2020 / 12:47 pm

    This is just the beginning for Jasper. The picture is like a movie poster for the first in a projected series about Jasper the Avenger. I love the determined look in his eyes.

    • Dulcie July 16, 2020 / 8:15 pm

      Ha ha yes! 😁

  8. kermit July 16, 2020 / 4:03 pm

    It’s easy to get a little inflamed when somebody farts too much during quarantine. Before you know it, you have a full-blown bonfire.

    Fart away in the open, Jasper.

  9. Brouhaha July 16, 2020 / 5:37 pm

    I didn’t send this in, did I??

  10. Kar July 16, 2020 / 10:54 pm

    It looks like the opening scenes to another Scandinavian thriller. Cue Kenneth Branagh or Nommi Rapace…

    I’d happily settle with Michael Fassbender too.

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