How Now, Smug Cow?

“Just look at all this open land, with rolling hills and lots of trees. Bet you wish you could go running in it, don’t you? Well you can’t, because you have to wear a leash. You think you’re free? Hah! You leash-lovers don’t know the first thing about freedom! If they can make you wear a leash, they can tell you where you can walk, when you can eat, and what you can think! Go ahead, accept your yoke if you want to — I’ll keep enjoying a little thing I like to call Liberty!

cow at sign
Read it and weep, loser!

“And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to rejoin my herd.”

cow walks away from sign
Consider yourself owned, Fido. (9Gag)

I’m sure there’s a deeper message here, Andrew Y., but it must be hidden behind a… veil of some sort.

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17 thoughts on “How Now, Smug Cow?

  1. allein 🐾 July 17, 2020 / 1:49 pm

    Watch out for the Deep Steak. They run everything.

      • allein 🐾 July 17, 2020 / 2:11 pm

        Aw, shucks. 😊

    • fkaWaldenPond July 17, 2020 / 5:46 pm

      LOL!!!

    • Faye July 17, 2020 / 8:47 pm

      Amazing!

  2. Duckie πŸ₯ July 17, 2020 / 2:19 pm

    Merriest cow I’ve ever seen.
    “Borrowed” an iPad because I missed everyone. This cow is a bonus.
    Hubby’s last day is Tuesday. His boss is still trying to get him to stay, and refuses to hire someone to replace him. As if that will help. The irony is, the current maintenance contract is up in October, and the mall will not be renewing that company because of the inept boss. The new contract will be the company hubby’s moving to.
    Miss you all. Take care and be safe.

    • Dulcie July 17, 2020 / 2:54 pm

      Aww Duckie. Keep in touch when you can. πŸ’•

  3. debg July 17, 2020 / 3:05 pm

    Mike, you’re the only thing keeping me sane today. I love this post so much.

    Duckie, good to hear from you. We miss you too.

    Allein, could the Deep Steak affect my vegetarian self?

  4. JenDeyan July 17, 2020 / 5:54 pm

    Okay, that has got to be one of the most adorable calves I’ve ever seen. Considering all the calves I’ve seen on this site, that’s saying something.

    • Debg July 17, 2020 / 9:27 pm

      It is super-cute. No wonder it’s smig.

      • allein 🐾 July 17, 2020 / 9:57 pm

        I kind of wish that second pic was a video. I can only describe that mid-trot pose as “jaunty.”

        • Andrew July 17, 2020 / 10:15 pm

          Granted I never thought of doing this before sending in.. but did a reverse image search…

          Cow’s name is Moochi the mini cow
          https://www.instagram.com/moochithecow/?hl=en

          • allein 🐾 July 17, 2020 / 10:19 pm

            Ahhh! So cute! Definitely jaunty.

            “adora-bull”! lol.

          • Debg July 18, 2020 / 1:10 am

            Ded

          • Ricky & Bibi's Mom July 18, 2020 / 8:42 am

            Cutest little cattlebeast I’ve ever seen!

          • Jendeyan July 19, 2020 / 2:48 pm

            I’m a fan!

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