Antisocial Distancing

July 24, 2020July 24, 2020Not That Mike The Other Mike

Attention: Due to increased health risks, the management of Earl’s Snackorama requests that all seagulls maintain a safe distance while waiting to steal food from customers.

My associates are hovering six feet above, so we can make this work. (Imgur)

Photo by Ingo Gerlach.

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debg July 24, 2020 / 1:34 pm

Sign o’ the times, man. Sign o’ the times.
allein 🐾 July 24, 2020 / 1:49 pm

If birbs and cats can do it, so can we. C’mon, people.
- AJ July 24, 2020 / 2:48 pm
  
  And they say bird brain like it’s a bad thing. Sometimes I think they’re smarter than us!
- 6rabbits July 24, 2020 / 4:33 pm
  
  This bird is smarter than a bunch of anti-pandemic humans!
- ^oo^ July 24, 2020 / 10:51 pm
  
  So what’s a nice gull like you doin’ on a place like this?
  - allein 🐾 July 24, 2020 / 11:04 pm
Faye July 24, 2020 / 4:10 pm

Gull has no political affiliation, probably.
Kar July 24, 2020 / 4:45 pm

Question:

If they don’t hand over the snacks, do the customers end up six feet under?
- AJ July 24, 2020 / 5:08 pm
  
  😂 🤣 But at least they’ll still be six feet apart 😁