History of Cat Warfare

At the dawn of civilization, warring tribes of cats laid siege to the great cat cities, forcing rulers to build fortified kingdoms with deadly defensive capabilities. One such example is the ancient city of Meowsopotamia, which repelled invaders with a battery of elaborately carved water cannons.

cat sits on cat shaped fountain
The deadliest substance of all — to cats. (Imgur)
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4 thoughts on “History of Cat Warfare

  1. dubravkamcvmd September 7, 2020 / 1:36 pm

    I love the steely gaze of the cat gunner.

  2. Debg September 7, 2020 / 3:26 pm

    You can’t defend yourself without that steely gaze.

    Mike, well-spotted ancient Mesopotamian art! Looks Assyrian to me.

  3. Not that Fiona the other Fiona September 7, 2020 / 4:25 pm

    Looks like the Lion Court at the Alhambra. Well worth a visit although I didn’t see any actual cats.

  4. Faye September 7, 2020 / 8:40 pm

    Meowsopotamia! Hahaha.

    You sure that’s not The Trojan Cat? Doesn’t work as well as a Trojan Horse. Once a Trojan Cat gets inside a fortress it immediately asks to go out!

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