My Client Has No Comment

Not That Mike The Other Mike

I’ve been authorized by my client to state that any insinuation that he dug up the flower bed is absurd and he will not dignify them with a response and furthermore he has no comment about the smaller raccoon-sized tracks leading from the scene of the incident, which I will also not be taking questions about.

raccoon and dog
Please respect our privacy at this difficult time. (Reddit)

Seems legit, Sharon H.

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6 thoughts on “My Client Has No Comment”

  1. allein October 2, 2020 / 10:44 am

    I believe him.

  2. michael (not him) October 2, 2020 / 12:08 pm

    Is that his mouthpiece or his muzzle?

  3. AJ October 2, 2020 / 12:10 pm

    We plead the fifth.

  4. Lucy'sMom October 4, 2020 / 8:07 am

    We drink the fifth.

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