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Attention! Grammar error: Are YOU a puny weakling?
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Charles Catlas?
Purrfect!
Just looking at that expression, I wouldn’t want to mess with him.
Holy smokes, imagine dating Bronk??!! One minute he would want to take you out and then you’d walk around and then, three minutes later he would say, ‘Hey honey, let’s go back inside’ anndd then ten minutes later, ‘He’d say, ‘Hey honey! Let’s go out’ and…
Well I have dated a guy who just wanted to sleep in the sunbeam all day long 🙂
Well… I suppose there could be worse habits. 😉 🙂
Fantastic idea for a Halloween costume.
Why the downvotes? Kitty obviously doesn’t mind, and it’s hilarious.