Oh, the Smell of It

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Olive and Mabel’s new perfume is more eww than eau

This holiday, give her the world’s most enticing fragrance. A scent that transports the senses to faraway shores, to sea, to sand, to seagulls. Dead seagulls. Give her Canine, by Andrew Cotter.

Pre-ordered by Alice Shortcake, Allein S., and Murray C.

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9 thoughts on “Oh, the Smell of It”

  1. dubravkamcvmd December 4, 2020 / 11:48 am

    I might like a bottle of Canine!

  2. allein 🐾 December 4, 2020 / 3:11 pm

    You have to say “dead seagulls” in a dramatic whisper.

  3. allein 🐾 December 4, 2020 / 3:13 pm

    Also, someone posted an interview with Andrew Cotter and in it he didn’t seem overly keen on the idea of using the dogs to promote products. Guess he changed his mind.

    • Beth December 4, 2020 / 5:53 pm

      Is he promoting anything, though? It’s satire, isn’t it? There is no ‘Canine…pour chiens’ (I devoutly hope).

      Sorry if your post is meant to be a joke, as well. I’m never entirely sure. 🙂

  4. AJ December 4, 2020 / 4:10 pm

    This is every perfume out there that I’ve seen advertised. Sometimes it’s so obtuse, you scratch your head at the end going what is it that I’m supposed to rush out & buy??? And as an advertising major in college those type of ads just drive me nuts!! We were always taught name of product must be prominent plus extol any benefits.

    Either way, the two super models are just adorable, and it’s so nice to see real body types instead of a stick that survives on lettuce leaves.

    • Debg December 4, 2020 / 4:52 pm

      I don’t think either of these ladies would last long on lettuce leaves.

      Don’t even have to watch the video to know I’ll love it. Though of course I will watch it once I clock out.

    • allein 🐾 December 4, 2020 / 4:52 pm

      There’s one with Natalie Portman that I just don’t get…

      • ^oo^ December 5, 2020 / 12:40 pm

        The one where she digs up a dead seagull?

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