The Nefarious Forest Bandits Plot Their Next Attack

“Look alive, ye ruffians — a wayward traveler doth approach, laden with gold for the plundering. On my signal, we shall descend upon yon knave and take him unawares — and do remember, Squire Kevin, your line is ‘stand and deliver,’ not ‘yo, pops, make with the wallet already’.”

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11 thoughts on “The Nefarious Forest Bandits Plot Their Next Attack

  1. Georgiana February 1, 2021 / 2:17 pm

    Cutest little bandits ever!

  2. allein 🐾 February 1, 2021 / 2:23 pm

    Stand and Deliver?

    Which one is Edward James Olmos?

  3. Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 1, 2021 / 3:22 pm

    Is Squire Kevin the little one getting crushed at the bottom?

  4. AJ February 1, 2021 / 4:50 pm

    Whenever I hear the line stand and deliver I always think of this song:

    And they are adorable lil bandits, they can rob my coach any day.

    • allein 🐾 February 1, 2021 / 5:19 pm

      I like this version:

      (the bass player is my cousin 😉 )

      • AJ February 1, 2021 / 7:08 pm

        That’s cool!!! You cousin is good. It’s like a mashup of the folk version and rock versions by Thin Lizzy and Metallica.

        • allein 🐾 February 1, 2021 / 7:12 pm

          Yeah, unfortunately they live in Houston so I’ve only seen them live once (they were playing near Philly several years ago, so my friend and I decided to take a road trip).

      • ^oo^ February 1, 2021 / 10:37 pm

        You would think a wizard could fix that. I guess he did!

  5. EA+Gorman February 1, 2021 / 8:58 pm

    I hear “Stand and deliver” I think of Adam and the Ants. The little raccoons are cute in a different way. 🙂

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