Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Not That Mike The Other Mike

We have received multiple reports of malfunctions in doorway subsystems affecting parts of the Northern Hemisphere. Although doors may remain visually apparent, tactile properties may be non-operable, allowing unauthorized access. Test suspect doors with the door.knock() function prior to entry, which is a generally good idea anyway because you never know what you might walk in on.

cat appears to walk through closed door
(Wait a minute, that’s not her husband!) (Imgur)

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11 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance”

  1. allein 🐾 February 25, 2021 / 11:57 am

    Sorry, I was testing some database code. Might have thrown a few errors…

  2. Sedro6 February 25, 2021 / 12:03 pm

    Hasn’t reached the Pacific Northwest yet, but just to be safe I’m also knocking even it appears the door is open.

  3. Georgiana February 25, 2021 / 12:08 pm

    Heinlein got there first 😁😁😁

  4. Debg February 25, 2021 / 12:18 pm

    Highlarious.

  5. Jerzowa February 25, 2021 / 1:13 pm

    Memos from Planetary Maintenance is my most favoritestest series ever!

    • 6rabbits February 25, 2021 / 6:32 pm

      Same here!

    • Dana February 25, 2021 / 7:28 pm

      Yes, same with me!

    • JenDeyan February 25, 2021 / 9:55 pm

      I came here to say that.

  6. michael February 25, 2021 / 1:44 pm

    (Wait a minute, that’s not her husband!)

    dun dun dunnnn

  7. AJ February 25, 2021 / 3:42 pm

    Great photo! And I love memos from Planetary Maintenance, always a highlight.

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