Cutetropolitan reader AB, whose kitty Dark Phoenix loves to steal socks and Star Wars toys, shares another adorable pet with a cute quirk: “One of my employers, demanding belly rubs before she will deign to go for a walk.” Gracious! A walk without belly rubs? Some things just aren’t done!
Where are the smelling salts?!
And the clutching pearls?
Well I do declare, I shan’t go anywhere until my belly has been properly attended to.
Now, do tell, I have my suspicions that this is no fainting couch but a thinly disguised feinting couch! Lands!
Feinting couch, indeed!
C’mon, Mom. What’s the holdup here?
What an elegant lady!
How could you not want to pet that belly?
Paint me like your French dogs…