Memo from Planetary Maintenance

We have received multiple reports that small wormholes leading to parallel dimensions have been opening in random locations. If you see a black hole, please contact Dimensional Support immediately. Keep small children and pets away from the area.

dog surrounded by black fur
My dog, it’s full of socks.

Found by Julie on Imgur.

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12 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance

  1. allein 🐾 April 23, 2021 / 12:34 pm

    Looks like he’s spaghettifying around the edges…

  2. Georgiana April 23, 2021 / 12:40 pm

    Love the hover text reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  3. Blue Footed Booby April 23, 2021 / 12:44 pm

    I’m imagining dog orb (dorb?) floating through the air, accompanied by faint wooOOOoooOOO noises. A long, prehensile tongue extends to yoink a chicken wing off my plate. Then the orb wafts away.

    • allein 🐾 April 23, 2021 / 4:37 pm

      He’s totally adorbs.

      • JenDeyan April 23, 2021 / 6:22 pm

        Dorb is my new word.

        Also, Void Doggo. Voggo?

  4. Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 23, 2021 / 1:11 pm

    I wonder if this is related to yesterday’s invisible dog phenomenon.

    • Dulcie April 23, 2021 / 1:26 pm

      Doggo looks like it has a collar of magnetic shavings. 😁

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 23, 2021 / 2:39 pm

        Like Wooly Willy?

        • Dulcie April 23, 2021 / 5:57 pm

          Hee hee neat!

  5. AJ April 23, 2021 / 1:52 pm

    Today is a very good day – it’s Friday and there’s a memo from Planetary Maintenance. So far there are no black holes or voids in my house but I’m thinking I wouldn’t mind taking a trip to a parallel dimension right about now, probably about the only way I’ll get to travel for the near future. And if doggo is accompanying me, even better.

  6. Duckie 🐥 April 23, 2021 / 4:20 pm

    I think that void needs fabric softener.

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