The Center for Applied Mad Science is pleased to announce that, following years of experimentation, cross-breeding, genetic tampering and supplications to the dark forces beyond the mortal realm, they have successfully produced the world’s first sentient avocado.
Don’t eat the green ones, Andrew Y. — they’re not ripe yet.
I normally detest avocados, but will gladly “enjoy” the feathery one. Enjoy in a petting sense, not an eating one.
Same here.
Mike, donโt we have several of these things? Love bird with peaches, yellow parrot with bananas? Enough to start a new category?
Fruity-tweeties ??
Twitti-frutti!
Feathery Fruits?
Fruity Feathers? (Sounds kinda like Fruity Pebbles…)
Hmmm… Good idea. I’ll see if I can find other examples.
Is the boid’s natural habitat in avocado groves? Really perfect camouflage.
That’s so awesome! It would make a great still life for painters no?
“Still life” only works for inanimate objects. Pretty sure birb is animate, even if still in photo.