Avocado Camo

The Center for Applied Mad Science is pleased to announce that, following years of experimentation, cross-breeding, genetic tampering and supplications to the dark forces beyond the mortal realm, they have successfully produced the world’s first sentient avocado.

green bird on top of avocados
And I’m eating your toast, hipster. (Imgur)

Don’t eat the green ones, Andrew Y. — they’re not ripe yet.

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10 thoughts on “Avocado Camo

  1. Debg May 6, 2021 / 12:56 pm

    I normally detest avocados, but will gladly “enjoy” the feathery one. Enjoy in a petting sense, not an eating one.

  2. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ May 6, 2021 / 3:00 pm

    Mike, donโ€™t we have several of these things? Love bird with peaches, yellow parrot with bananas? Enough to start a new category?

    • Georgiana May 6, 2021 / 3:21 pm

      Fruity-tweeties ??

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 6, 2021 / 4:02 pm

        Twitti-frutti!

      • allein ๐Ÿพ May 6, 2021 / 4:04 pm

        Feathery Fruits?

        Fruity Feathers? (Sounds kinda like Fruity Pebbles…)

  3. dubravkamcvmd May 6, 2021 / 4:01 pm

    Is the boid’s natural habitat in avocado groves? Really perfect camouflage.

  4. Dulcie May 6, 2021 / 6:00 pm

    That’s so awesome! It would make a great still life for painters no?

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 7, 2021 / 4:05 pm

      “Still life” only works for inanimate objects. Pretty sure birb is animate, even if still in photo.

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