“You might say I’m kind of an odd duck,” jokes local resident Warren Flapdoodle, and indeed he is unique among sportsmen as the world’s first and only duck hunter hunter. “Secret to catching the duck hunter is using the right duck hunter call. I got all different ones — talk-radio station, football broadcast — but this one here really works for me ’cause it sounds like buncha beer cans being opened.”
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“Bite and release” – I love it! Excellent way to handle duck hunters.
Amen to that.
Yes. Bite and release. 👍🤣
So in the video game (Duck Hunter Hunt) if you miss does a guy in an orange vest pop up and laugh at you?
I just hope you take a big bite, they deserve it for hurting duckies!
Mike is on fire today! This is too funny!! Love the look on him, he probably enjoys the bite and release part.
Beer can whistle does seem perfect.
Waaaaay back in the day I remember seeing a computer game in the store called Deer Avenger, featuring, according to the box, a burly buck named Bambo who hunted deer hunters. I have no idea whether it was any good, or indeed what kind of game it was, but darned if it doesn’t continue to take up space in my brain.
If you google it, you’ll find youtube videos of people playing it. Apparently there are several of them…wikipedia lists:
Deer Avenger
Deer Avenger 2: Deer in the City
Deer Avenger 3D
Deer Avenger: Open Season
Deer Avenger 4: The Rednecks Strike Back
Reminds me of an old Bloom County comic about the fat bellied stogie sucker.