Cutetropolis Crimewatch

Downtown visitors are advised to watch out for a gang of pickpocket pigeons working the city center. Apparently fed up with living on bird seed and breadcrumbs, the gang targets unsuspecting pedestrians by distracting them with cute head-bobbing antics while the thieves sneak up from behind.

pigeon holds twenty dollar bill
This should make for a tidy nest egg. (Tumblr)
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5 thoughts on “Cutetropolis Crimewatch

  1. allein 🐾 July 16, 2021 / 12:01 pm

    Hmm…starting to wonder where those kittens got that ten bucks the other day…..

  2. Debg July 16, 2021 / 12:04 pm

    Mike, thanks for this valuable tip. If I carried cash, I’d be in danger without your warning.

  3. Duckie 🐥 July 16, 2021 / 12:27 pm

    Hmmmm… wonder if I could train birds to do this, and then bring the money back to me for better food.

  4. Georgiana July 16, 2021 / 1:48 pm

    Well at least they’re not armed like others I’ve seen

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