Captain Hook Gets a Dog

Yeah, I suppose I was intended to be part of his vision for retirement or whatever. Sell the boat, hang up the hook, take up gardening or fishing with the loyal loving dog by his side. But then I read the books and saw what a jerk he was to everybody, so now I troll him whenever I can. I started off kind of subtle; I’d sit in his lap while he put his feet up, and I’d start going “tick, tock” under my breath so he couldn’t tell where it was coming from. And I guess it just escalated from there.

dog in crocodile costume
Anyway, he’s hiding under the bed now, if you wanna say hello. (Imgur)
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7 thoughts on “Captain Hook Gets a Dog

  1. DEBG August 12, 2021 / 3:09 pm

    helpless with laughter at Mike’s glorious set-up

  2. Georgiana August 12, 2021 / 4:18 pm

    Love it!!

  3. AJ August 12, 2021 / 4:33 pm

    Bwaa ha ha! That dog is a genius and so is Mike’s post. And I love love loove that derpy smile. Methinks puppers has been hitting the Captain’s stash of grog.

  4. Blue+Footed+Booby August 13, 2021 / 12:00 pm

    I love the face dogs make when they don’t know why everyone’s laughing but they’re glad to be getting attention.

  5. murkle46 August 13, 2021 / 4:39 pm

    That dog is a real dick,

    • john bartholomew August 13, 2021 / 11:39 pm

      Not the actual dog,who is a good boy,but the fictional one in the caption.
      I hope this puppy didnt get the wrong idea and have his feelings hurt.
      Whos a good boy!
      You are!

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