Somebody Order a Tongue?

From the soft supple puppy to the sandpapery cat, animal lovers have been fascinated with tongues. Now you can enjoy some of the finest tongues from all over the world, when you join the Tongue-of-the-Month Club. Each month, we’ll ship you a premium hand-selected tongue, still freshly packed inside its host animal. Order now, and we’ll send your first tongue lickety-split!

dog in box sticks out tongue
Hope you’ve got a big backyard; next month you’re getting a horse. (Imgur)
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25 thoughts on “Somebody Order a Tongue?

    • Debg August 24, 2021 / 7:41 pm

      Heart-shaped tongue!

      • allein 🐾 August 24, 2021 / 8:23 pm

        That’s why I picked it! (I just googled horse tongue and clicked on images.)

  1. Elaine C Williamson August 24, 2021 / 5:06 pm

    Sitting in a box? Maybe he thinks he is a cat. 🤣

    • JenDeyan August 24, 2021 / 5:13 pm

      People do say that Shiba Inus have dog hardware and cat software.

      • Debg August 24, 2021 / 7:42 pm

        They’ve certainly got derp software! What a darling goofball face.

  2. JenDeyan August 24, 2021 / 5:12 pm

    Does that make today Tongue Tuesday?

    Just kidding!

  3. Georgiana August 24, 2021 / 5:15 pm

    I love when my cat gives me little licks on the nose but when she starts licking up and down my arm YUCK!

    • Debg August 24, 2021 / 7:41 pm

      My cats bathe me regularly, and I kinda love it. More proof that I’m just a tall cat without a tail!

  4. Debg August 24, 2021 / 7:50 pm

    Sorry to threadjack, but I wanted to thank everybody for all your support and concern over Josephine. We had a good day together, with lots of cuddles, and I decided to end her suffering. She had several chronic issues that ranged from uncomfortable to downright painful. It was time to let her go, before things got any worse.

    We really appreciated your good thoughts over the past month.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom August 24, 2021 / 7:59 pm

      {{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}

    • allein 🐾 August 24, 2021 / 8:24 pm

      So sorry, Deb. It’s always so hard even when you know it’s the right thing. 💔

    • AJ August 24, 2021 / 8:55 pm

      so sorry to hear this.

    • Duckie 🐥 August 24, 2021 / 9:00 pm

      We’re here for you, Deb.
      Hugs

    • Kar August 24, 2021 / 9:10 pm

      I’m so sorry for your loss.

      So glad that you had a good day together. It hurts but you did what was best for her and I’m sure that she knew that on some level.

    • Emsthemonster August 25, 2021 / 1:37 am

      I’m so sorry, Debg. We love you.

    • Luv Bunny August 25, 2021 / 5:47 am

      Oh, so sorry to hear. We all know how that’s a very hard decision to make. Even though we know it’s best for our pet, it still hurts. Virtual hugs.

    • fkaWaldenPond August 25, 2021 / 9:08 am

      I am so sorry Debg. That is sooo hard to do.

    • Catwhisperer August 25, 2021 / 11:15 am

      You needed to be strong for her sake. She was as lucky to have you as I’m sure you feel you were to have her.

    • dubravkamcvmd August 25, 2021 / 12:07 pm

      Just saw this. I’m so sorry. The last day sounds as good as these days can be. You were able to give her love and support and she was able to take comfort in you . A good memory.

    • 6rabbits August 25, 2021 / 5:03 pm

      So sorry to hear this but I’m glad your last day with her was good. {{{{hugs}}}}

    • Maxlover August 26, 2021 / 5:57 am

      I’m so sorry. She was very, very lucky to have such a loving pet parent. Peace.

  5. Catwhisperer August 25, 2021 / 11:18 am

    Phew! I was getting nervous until “…still freshly packed inside its host animal.” I’ll take two in kitten size, please.

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