The Maru Patrol

To live in Maru’s world requires constant vigilance against the strange dark forces from the outside. Today the living room has been invaded by a rhinoceros beetle they’re not allowed to whap.

To guard against future invasions, Maru patrols the house wearing his threat detection helmet, containing an array of thermal hyper-spectral sensors that can locate intruders even if Maru is merely thinking about them.

Maru must also train the next generation to patrol, and so Kitten Miri attempts so master the threat detection helmet. It does not go well.

Maru Gets Artsy

It’s time for Maru’s Art Lesson, in which the great master teaches important artistic topics. Today Maru addresses the basic concept of perspective, and how it can be disrupted by one guy with a really fat head.

Then Maru displays his masterpiece: A half-shredded box. He hopes to auction it off for big bucks, just like that half-shredded Banksy painting.

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7 thoughts on “The Maru Patrol

  1. allein 🐾 September 4, 2021 / 11:31 am

    Maru has his own perspective.

  2. ^oo^ September 4, 2021 / 12:21 pm

    A rhinoceros (beetle) on an elephant. Something you can only find here at teh cutetropolis.

  3. Dubravkamcvmd September 4, 2021 / 12:24 pm

    I’m truly impressed with Maru’s socially conscious artwork, addressing the oppression of cats by human’s failure to feed them as quickly and as often as required.

  4. Andrew September 4, 2021 / 12:43 pm

    Master artist Maru! >:3

  5. Dulcie September 4, 2021 / 1:31 pm

    Rhinoceros beetle? Heebie jeebies. 😯!!!

  6. Dana September 4, 2021 / 2:47 pm

    Always a fascinating look into Maru, Hana and Kitten Miri’s home. What fun, enriched lives they live.

    Dulcie, I agree. That (ginormous) bug is a big NOPE for me.

  7. Dulcie September 4, 2021 / 8:47 pm

    I’m thinking Miri is always going to look like a kitten. What’s her secret?

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