Release the Whatever

From his lofty castle high above the mortal world, Zeus rages at the mortals below. To punish them for their evil ways, he summons Poseidon, the god of the seas, to unleash a monstrous beast imprisoned beneath the waves — only to discover that due to a typographical error on the order form, the beast is not quite as monstrous as hoped for.

cat sits in box with 'Release the Kraken' printed on side
Kitten?! I distinctly said ‘Kraken’!! (Reddit)
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11 thoughts on “Release the Whatever

  1. Tina Kurfurst November 15, 2021 / 5:22 pm

    As a neophyte hockey fan in Seattle, I feel this…

  2. Elaine C Williamson November 15, 2021 / 5:33 pm

    That may not be what Zeus wanted but that kitten is cuter than any Kraken could be.😻

  3. Murray C. November 15, 2021 / 5:53 pm

    Reminds me of the 10” high Stonehenge in Spinal Tap.

    • Debg November 15, 2021 / 9:36 pm

      Yes! That’s it exactly!

    • Maxlover November 16, 2021 / 6:23 am

      “Our Stone’enge was in danger of being crushed by *dwarves*!”

  4. Dubravkamcvmd November 15, 2021 / 5:58 pm

    Hilarious!

  5. Georgiana November 15, 2021 / 6:16 pm

    Who’s a cute wittle legendary monster? You are!

    • fkaWaldenPond November 15, 2021 / 6:47 pm

      😀 But guys, remember… the needle teeth & claws… I dunno…unleash a lot of that on someone or something and they may wishing for the slippery asphyxiation pull into the waves instead. just say’in

      • Dana November 15, 2021 / 6:52 pm

        Ya know, I sometimes wonder why people don’t have “Beware of Cat” signs on their front gates? Seriously. Murder mittens should be WAY more of a deterrent than dog slobber.

  6. allein 🐾 November 15, 2021 / 6:59 pm

    Awww! I want one!

  7. AJ November 15, 2021 / 8:16 pm

    This void will suck you down into the briny void of davey jones locker. And I’ll gladly submit to this void, h’s just so adorable!

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