“My client will not release any statement at this time regarding the torn drapes, the vase knocked off the mantel, the missing chihuahua, the Lamborghini in the second floor window, the inexplicable plunge in tuna futures, and the hairball on the foyer carpet.”
Ha ha ha!! Excellent scroll down! 😁🤣😂
Epic, absolutely epic. I’m crying over here and perfect post to go with the picture. Had to show my co-worker who also started laughing. I’m just hoping the wa wa shows up.
I hope the client does talk. I want to know how the Lamborghini got in the second floor window and about the missing Chihuahua. If your client is innocent (I’m not so sure though concerning the torn drapes, vase knocked off, etc..), I want to hear their explanation.
More people need a lawyer like this one.
I would just like to say I also know nothing about a missing Chihuahua.
“… the Lamborghini in the second floor window, the inexplicable plunge in tuna futures …” I bow down before NTMTOM’s genius for the eleventy-thousandth time. This one was brilliant even *before* the scrolldown pic!
Gosh, those kittens are cute. I wants to snorgle them both.
Now I know I’m playing too much Wordle because my brain just went, “Foyer is a 5 letter word! I can use that in Wordle!”
With 2 good vowels!
I usually lead with “adieu.”
I read about that in an article about wordle strategy and the first time I tried it, it was completely useless.
I usually use tears or stare; same same common letters but in different spots.
The lawyer is correct. Obviously the wawa is the guilty one, and ran away out of fear of the law. Except for the Lamborghini. Wawas are too short to drive one. Blame the lawyer for that.
Maybe someone tried to drive the Lambo in the snow, lol! (Duckie, did you see that photo that went around a couple of years ago, with the Lamborghini that got stuck in the snow somewhere in the Vancouver area? With an “N” sticker, of course.)
No, I don’t think I did.
Who lets an N driver drive a Lamborghini, anyway?
Was it this one?
Yes! Dang, Allein, you really CAN find anything on the internet! 😀