Let’s face it — I’ll never be the alpha dog. Because I wasn’t the biggest, I used to get picked on a lot. That is, until I discovered Terror Teef™, the dental appliance that gives you the fearsome look to send those other dogs running. Simply pop Terror Teef into your mouth, make a lot of snarling noises, and watch ’em back off!
Honey I Shrunk the Cujo
I’m not a dog so can I cuddle him?
I works I am truly terrified … of not being able to cuddle him that is.
I really had to zoom in…..
Whaaa?? Very fierce none the less, I’d steer clear of this doggo. Until I do a sneak cuddle attack from the rear.
P.S. to Mike—If you squirt a little of that whipped cream in *my* mouth, it’s even better than that!
What a coincidence, I ALSO love pinecones!
Thank goodness for telling me what was really happening. Now when I zoom in I see a pinecone instead of an Alien’s mouth. Whew.
Where do I call to order my own Terror Teef?
Fabulous scrolldown.
If you’re pining for your own Terror Teef, call EVergreen 5-5555. Have your credit card ready; only 10 small payments of 19.95 plus tax and shipping.