Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Due to a failure in the Feline Cognitive Inhibitor Matrix, household cats may experience episodes in which they over-analyze common situations, resulting in self-doubt, paranoia, or general confusion. Physical symptoms commonly include mild headaches or dizziness, although sometimes more severe reactions may occur.

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6 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance

  1. allein 🐾 March 22, 2022 / 1:33 pm

    “resulting in self-doubt, paranoia, or general confusion.”

    Today I learned I am a household cat.

    • Dulcie March 22, 2022 / 2:25 pm

      🤣😸

    • Duckie 🐥 March 22, 2022 / 6:46 pm

      Same here!

  2. Dubravkamcvmd March 22, 2022 / 3:34 pm

    Sounds like I could use a Human Cognitive Inhibitor Matrix to prevent me from experiencing self-doubt, paranoia, and general confusion or hair-on-fire syndrome

  3. AJ March 22, 2022 / 4:08 pm

    This is beyond perfect! And I believe I am also a cat based on these guidelines, luckily my head/hair hasn’t caught on fire yet.

  4. Georgiana March 22, 2022 / 7:12 pm

    I love memos form planetary maintenance, they are always very educational.

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