Following a routine firmware update to temporal regulation systems, we have observed that certain life forms may age faster than the normal flow of time. We are pleased to announce that we were able to track down and correct the issue in only ten minutes, or for some of you, nineteen years. The Department of Planetary Maintenance apologizes for any inconvenience, and wishes you a nice life today.
His people really should build him a bigger shelf.
Those gigantic puppy toe beans in the first pic 🥰
He looks perfectly content in the first picture. His expression grows increasingly nonplussed over time.
Let’s do the Time Warp Again!!
And poor puppers, he needs a bigger nap spot. Just asking for a friend, does this temporal regulation systems hiccup ever work backwards? Like, we’ll get younger?? Then I’m all for leaving the glitch in place.
I’ve been living in dog years for at least a decade. I have not aged as gracefully as this beautiful pup, unfortunately.