All You Can Eat

Wow, being a vegetarian has really changed my life! All the little woodland creatures kept telling me “it’ll totally shift your perspective, man” and they were right! I used to have to chase my food all over the forest, but vegetables don’t run or scream or put up a fight, they just sit there! Take all you want!

fox carries carrots in mouth
That farmer with the pitchfork got me running, though. (Imgur)

Carrot stew sounds deelish, Andrew Y.

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10 thoughts on “All You Can Eat

  1. Allein 🐾 May 26, 2022 / 3:19 pm

    That is quite a mouthful…

  2. Debg May 26, 2022 / 3:24 pm

    What a gorgeous photo. But CARROTS? Really?

    • Allein 🐾 May 26, 2022 / 3:37 pm

      Maybe he’s making a stew..?

  3. Dubravkamcvmd May 26, 2022 / 3:54 pm

    He doesn’t really LOOK that enthused.

  4. Kar May 26, 2022 / 6:25 pm

    Let’s not forget that that is a stunningly beautiful fox. Almost makes me want a fox coat but I doubt think that I could wear fur at this point.

    Oh and there’s a guy calling himself McGregor out here who wants a word with you about that carrot souffle recipe that googled.

  5. kermit May 26, 2022 / 6:34 pm

    Vegetables may not run and scream or put up a fight. But that damn celery is bound to stalk you at midnight sooner or later, dude. And you’ll never hear it coming.

    • allein🐾 May 26, 2022 / 6:52 pm

      Also you might get beet up…

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 26, 2022 / 9:09 pm

        Orange you glad I didn’t contribute to this thread?

  6. AJ May 26, 2022 / 7:19 pm

    Mr. Fox is always looking on the bright side. And the puns/dad jokes in the comments are even better!

  7. Duckie 🐥 May 26, 2022 / 8:24 pm

    He’s going to make some hasenpfeffer.

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