Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Due to an error in horizontal constraint controls, certain breeds of dog may become unnaturally elongated. Rest assured that this is a temporary condition and will be corrected shortly. However, affected organisms are advised to avoid activity and lie down where there is sufficient room.

Two dogs lie in doorway so that we see the head of one and the tail of the other
I wonder where my pancreas is right now… (Imgur)
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4 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance

  1. allein 🐾 October 28, 2022 / 4:35 pm

    Looks like he does a half twist in the middle somewhere, too.

    • 6rabbits October 28, 2022 / 5:39 pm

      Ya never know what will happen with those PM glitches!

  2. AJ October 28, 2022 / 6:15 pm

    yeah for PM memos!! It’s always a good day when one arrives (well maybe not for doggo in the picture).

  3. Duckie 🐥 October 28, 2022 / 8:03 pm

    That’s roughly how I felt when I got up this morning.

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