In this next experiment, we will test the theory of dream-induced weight gain. We’ve instructed our test subject to dream she is eating a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and gravy (don’t ask how we verify this, it’s a trade secret). Then we monitor the scale every three minutes to see if she gains weight. Result: Science!
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Thunk. Ded.
Does this work in the opposite direction?? If I dream I’m exercising and eating healthy will the scales show a weight loss? Just saw the little pink tongue! That blep! Done for the day.
This is the experiment we need!
Yes!!!!
It’s called lucid dreaming.
Also thunk.
Can’t type well–immobilized wrist after a fall on the ice. No fractures but we’re anxious for swelling to go down.
Ow!
Well that’s no fun! Hope you feel better soon!
Little pink tongue! Happy New Year Mike and fellow lovers of all things cute!