Think Weighty Thoughts

In this next experiment, we will test the theory of dream-induced weight gain. We’ve instructed our test subject to dream she is eating a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and gravy (don’t ask how we verify this, it’s a trade secret). Then we monitor the scale every three minutes to see if she gains weight. Result: Science!

Puppy sleeps on scale
We’re getting a fluctuation, could be a drumstick. (Imgur)
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8 thoughts on “Think Weighty Thoughts

  1. Ricky & Bibi's Mom December 28, 2022 / 6:07 pm

    Thunk. Ded.

  2. AJ December 28, 2022 / 6:29 pm

    Does this work in the opposite direction?? If I dream I’m exercising and eating healthy will the scales show a weight loss? Just saw the little pink tongue! That blep! Done for the day.

    • allein🐾 December 28, 2022 / 7:13 pm

      This is the experiment we need!

      • Dubravkamcvmd December 28, 2022 / 7:19 pm

        Yes!!!!

  3. DEBG December 28, 2022 / 9:53 pm

    It’s called lucid dreaming.

    Also thunk.

    Can’t type well–immobilized wrist after a fall on the ice. No fractures but we’re anxious for swelling to go down.

    • Duckie 🐥 December 28, 2022 / 11:22 pm

      Ow!

    • Georgiana December 29, 2022 / 1:13 am

      Well that’s no fun! Hope you feel better soon!

  4. Sharon December 29, 2022 / 6:37 am

    Little pink tongue! Happy New Year Mike and fellow lovers of all things cute!

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