“Look, mom, I’m just as weirded out by this whole thing as you are, but I’m still your kid and we’ll make it work. Anyway, you’re the one who took me to that wishing well and said I could be whatever I wanted, so this is kinda on you.”
Are You Sitting Down?
Works for me…
Mommy will love you what ever form you are now drink your juice sweetie.
……
ew..
Especially since it’s apparently carbonated.
As long as I’m living my baby you’ll be
Even if you’re an unnatural human-animal hybrid wrought by elder magic channeled unwittingly by the park authority
🤣
So that’s what happened!! Note to self – Cross wishing wells off my list.
As mama always said, be careful what you wish for.
And it’s poetry month, too!
Snerk! Such a perfect scrolldown for this photo. And just keep singing this song because you know it’s true.