And on the sixth day, Cat filled the skies with birds and the waters with fish. Yet He was displeased. “Wait, I have to catch these things myself?” thought Cat. “Bogus!” And thus Cat created Man to worship Cat and offer Him chicken and tuna.
And it was good, Andrew Y.
A cat hammock in a tent?
It was done in-tent-ionally.
Aha! The real Creation story!
I for one welcome our cat overlords and creators.
All praise to the Heavenly Cat
So glad that I have a purpose in life.
My kitties get chicken, tuna, *and* belleh rubs whenever they want! I feel so useful.