It has come to our attention that the Earth’s center of gravity has shifted slightly out of alignment. Happily the effect is barely noticable and should be corrected soon.
I can’t stop tilting my phone, Andrew Y.
Memo from Planetary Maintenance
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You know cats would easily adjust to a shift in Earth’s center of gravity
Now I’m sitting at my desk with my head tilted to the left…
So that explains why I’ve been feeling off-centered all morning.
I love when we get memos from Planetary Maintenance!
Me too!
Ditto!
And me!
Wonder what those kitties are actually tilting at. Maybe the camera person is dressed as a mousie?
Or catnip.
The title on the source says “All of my cats tilt their heads at the same angle when I talk to them.”
that doesn’t look like a shelter or retail store. Why are five cats inside a cage in someone’s bedroom?
Oh, temporary quarantine due to ringworm. Isolated from other animals in the house.