Let’s get something straight, human. I’m a cat, not a kitten. I’m not your “gubboi,” I’m not your “puddin’ pie,” and I’m definitely not your “fluffy wuffy poofy woofy widdle cuddle pants,” and if I ever hear those phrases cross your lips you’ll be my “scratchy watchy bitey witey corpsey worpsey.”
Via Reddit.
Got it! I absolutely, completely believe you.
I’m frightened-wightened.
I think I would actually be afraid!🫣
So “cutie patootie” is ok, then?
Such pretty blue eyes!
Oh, dear. It’s a good thing that’s not my cat. I have a whole litany of cutie-wootie names for Duckie. I think this poor kitty would loathe me.
“Who’s my itty bitty pretty baby blue budgie beebles? Are you my cheeky beaky squeaky little girl? Are you my grudgy judgy pudgy budgie-bird?”