By day, mild-mannered horticulturist Horton Flortney quietly tends his fruit trees. But whenever produce is threatened, wherever apples are jostled, whenever pears perish at the hands of brutish grocers, Flortney leaps into action as — MeshMan!
Fighting for Fruit Freedom!
Let’s not tell him what happened to the poor pears I bought this weekend (it was a poor bag-packing job)…
unless…
…do I get to cuddle with him if he comes to rescue/avenge them?
(I did get to eat about half of each. They got gouged by a box of salad greens.)
Did they have nipples?
😂
No…
XD
Those salad greens; they’re vicious, I tell you—vicious!
Well they said the recent superhero movies have been going to the dogs.
“Unencumber that cucumber” ?!!! Brilliant!