Tech Support, This Is Dog

While I’m on vacation, please enjoy this repeat of a top-upvoted post. Keep sending cute links to submissions@cutetropolis.com! — Mike

“Yes, ma’am, chihuahuas emit smoke sometimes, it’s nothing to be worried about… Tech Support, this is Dog… No, sir, those bite marks aren’t permanent, but you should not sit down for at least four hours… Tech Support, this is Dog… Well, I assume there’s something about your leg he finds appealing. Are you wearing plaid pants?”

Have you tried disconnecting the leash and reconnecting it?

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19 thoughts on “Tech Support, This Is Dog

  1. allein 🐾 November 8, 2023 / 11:13 am

    Can he tell me how to turn the volume down on my cubicle neighbors..? It seems to be stuck on 11…

    • 6rabbits November 8, 2023 / 2:05 pm

      One of the major problems of cubicles! Can you wear ear plugs?

  2. Duckie 🐥 November 8, 2023 / 11:25 am

    🤣🤣🤣

  3. DEBG November 8, 2023 / 11:39 am

    Exactly the belleh laugh I needed today. I’d be lost without Mike and can’t wait for him to be back!

  4. Duckie 🐥 November 8, 2023 / 12:16 pm

    Totally off topic.
    Peeps, I would very much appreciate some input from as many as possible.
    Last month, I sent in a manuscript for a novel I’ve written (not the River Song one). Yesterday, I received a letter of acceptance and a contract to sign. After reading the contract, I did some research on the company. Austin Macauley is a legitimate publisher, but they are what is referred to as a “hybrid” or “contributory” publisher, where the author pays for a third of the publishing costs, but receives a much higher royalty than traditional publishers. This policy is especially advocated for first time authors.
    I very much want to have this story published, and I don’t need to pay everything all at once, but roughly $5700 is what would be my responsibility. That is a rather significant sum, especially during this financially stressful year. I could probably manage that sum over the course of a year, which is fine according to the publisher. I just need to decide if this is what I want to do.
    So. Any thoughts?

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom November 8, 2023 / 1:26 pm

      SCAM! Massive cash outlay; absolutely no guarantee of return.

      https://www.sfwa.org/other-resources/for-authors/writer-beware/thumbs-down-publishers/

      Do you have a lawyer? Especially one versed in the publishing industry, author’s rights, and intellectual property rights? Because IMO such a lawyer should going through that contract, indeed any publishing contract, with a fine-toothed comb on your behalf before you even consider signing.

      If you belong to a writers’ group, that would be a good place to ask as well.

    • 6rabbits November 8, 2023 / 2:04 pm

      NO! No! No! Don’t do it! Agree with Ricky and Bibi’s Mom!

    • belphebe November 8, 2023 / 2:28 pm

      In addition to the advice offered by Ricky & Bibi’s Mom, have you considered getting an agent to help you get your work published. I know that can be challenging as well.

      Legitimate publishers pay you, not the other way around. They provide an advance, and after enough copies have been sold to cover that advance, then you would start receiving royalties.

      Actually getting a book published can take awhile too, depending on how many rewrites/edits you have to do, among other things. For one author that I know, it took almost 5 years for her book to be published after it was accepted.

    • Luv Bunny November 8, 2023 / 2:36 pm

      I sense too many red flags. Seems like the publisher has a perfect money making set up for eager, first time and unknown authors, like you. And if there are many glorious positive reviews about them online, I’d be wary.

  5. Duckie 🐥 November 8, 2023 / 3:32 pm

    Thanks for the advice, everyone. I think I’m going to take it.

      • Duckie 🐥 November 8, 2023 / 8:52 pm

        Extremely helpful. Thanks.

      • Alice Shortcake November 8, 2023 / 8:58 pm

        I forgot to add: if you just want to see your book in print you can self-publish and even get a professional quality cover design made VERY cheaply (I’ve self-pubbed five books). But you have to be realistic about sales, which will be extremely low. As others have said, by far the best route is to find an agent or at least submit to publishers who deal with non-agented writers.

  6. AJ November 8, 2023 / 8:05 pm

    This is priceless! Always gives me a laugh because it’s sooo typical of tech support people. Also wouldn’t mind if this sweet doggo was my computer support. Do you think I can pay him in belly rubs or would I catch heck from HR for harrassment?

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