Breaking News — Kitchen authorities today seized an secret cache of illicit bottle caps worth up to twelve cents on the black market, apprehending one suspect identified as “Mister Winkles.” Through his lawyer, Winkles denied hoarding the items and hoped they would be returned soon.
Looks innocent to me…look at the face!
Definitely innocent. She was framed!!! Framed, I tell ya! And I’ll pay for the lawyer because that sweet face has never done anything wrong in her entire nine lives.
Agree!👍🏼
I was wondering where all my Halls cough drops kept disappearing to, I could have sworn I had a few more sitting next to me a few minutes ago!
I have to admit, I would be the one enabling with the occasional bottle cap and straw.
And hair tie.
A very innocent face. I predict a Not Guilty verdict.
If my experience with Mookie and Mazzilli is anything to go by, there is little point in buying cat toys. All you really need is bottle caps and pens. Although that pen looks scarily like a broken Apple Pen to me—that would be a *very* pricey cat toy!
“But I was saving them for Yooooooouuuuu!”
Usually cat hoarding situations go the other way around.
Hopefully the judge will show leniency as this is Mister Winkles first offense, and issue no more than a Whap Judgment.
Is it Judge Whapner?
My mother’s cat loved the plastic rings off milk jugs.
She’d wear them like bracelets and then toss them below the fridge. always wondered what the next people thought when they found 15 behind the fridge.