Sandworms of Couch

The planet Asnackis, also known as Couch, is the only source in the universe for the highly prized Cheeto Dust buried far beneath its cushions. To obtain the dust, one must summon the dread sandworms.

Cat peaks out of leg of sweatpants on couch
The dust must flow! (Reddit)
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6 thoughts on “Sandworms of Couch

  1. Dubravkamcvmd February 19, 2024 / 3:12 pm

    Ooooh! I see this as a new Star Wars series!

  2. AJ February 19, 2024 / 3:19 pm

    Sheer perfection! And perfect timing as I just watched David Lynch’s 1984 version last night, plus the chapter 2 of the new version comes out next month.

  3. Georgiana February 19, 2024 / 6:09 pm

    It’s Puss Muad’Dib!

  4. debg February 19, 2024 / 6:11 pm

    That there looks like an Abyssinian sand worm. They’re extra rare.

  5. Kar February 19, 2024 / 7:05 pm

    Walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the worm.

    However, I kind of want this kind of worm attention.

    • allein 🐾 February 19, 2024 / 7:14 pm

      I want this worm!

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