“So is this flying? Are we flying yet? You gonna eat your pretzels? My favorite toy is a stuffed monkey but they wouldn’t let me bring it because it’s big. Wanna play fetch? You gonna eat your pretzels? If I run from the front to the back will I be moving?”

This is the only way I would want to fly.
You can have my pretzels, sweetie!
(BTW, I think this is on a train, not a plane)
Book me on the next flight. And yes you can have my snacks.
I will bring one of those big barrels from Costco if neccessary.
He has the cutest little smile!
What miraculous transport system is this where pupper doesn’t have to be contained in a bag???
Come up here, sweetie. I’ll get another bag of pretzels and we will share them.