Shopkeepers in downtown Cutetropolis are reporting visits by racketeers known as the Calico Gang demanding payments of tuna for “protection.”

Shopkeepers in downtown Cutetropolis are reporting visits by racketeers known as the Calico Gang demanding payments of tuna for “protection.”
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Oh no! Not the Calico Gang, I heard they are affiliated with the Chihuahua Boys!
How do I join that gang?
Squeeee! Take. It. All. Just make yourself at home.
Gotta say, they DO look intimidating! Iâll go grab the tuna!
It’s a whole kitty crime family! Mom, the girls, and I think that’s Dad off to one side. They can have all the tuna they want.
I hope the tuxies get equal status with the calicos.
Also I don’t have tuna, but they can have all the canned cat food.
You can come and take it all. Good thing I have a big can of tuna sitting in my pantry, I’ll probably need it.
What neighborhood is this cause I wanna live there!
Who is humming “When you’re a Jet…”
When youâre a Cat,
Youâre a Cat all the way.
From your first hissing spat,
To your ninth-living day.
When youâre a Cat,
You are really da bomb,
Little kit youâre a kat,
Little kat youâre a tom.
The Cats are all here
Our claws are sharp and set up
So let us be clearâ
If anyone is het up,
Weâll wreck their set-up!
Now youâre at bat
With a capital C
So feel free to stand pat
Till the tuna is free.
When youâre a Cat,
You live
Like Cat!
** applauds and whistles ***
Awesome!
Yes, yes, those were the original lyrics! I’m going to sing to my cats, only one of which is in the Calico Gang, but the other can be convinced to join for tuna.
Woo Hoo!! You definitely demonstrate your Broadway pedigree!
Thenk yew, thenk yew, *bowing* âŠ
Just… brilliant.