Shopkeepers in downtown Cutetropolis are reporting visits by racketeers known as the Calico Gang demanding payments of tuna for “protection.”
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Shopkeepers in downtown Cutetropolis are reporting visits by racketeers known as the Calico Gang demanding payments of tuna for “protection.”
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Oh no! Not the Calico Gang, I heard they are affiliated with the Chihuahua Boys!
How do I join that gang?
Squeeee! Take. It. All. Just make yourself at home.
Gotta say, they DO look intimidating! I’ll go grab the tuna!
It’s a whole kitty crime family! Mom, the girls, and I think that’s Dad off to one side. They can have all the tuna they want.
I hope the tuxies get equal status with the calicos.
Also I don’t have tuna, but they can have all the canned cat food.
You can come and take it all. Good thing I have a big can of tuna sitting in my pantry, I’ll probably need it.
What neighborhood is this cause I wanna live there!
Who is humming “When you’re a Jet…”
When you’re a Cat,
You’re a Cat all the way.
From your first hissing spat,
To your ninth-living day.
When you’re a Cat,
You are really da bomb,
Little kit you’re a kat,
Little kat you’re a tom.
The Cats are all here
Our claws are sharp and set up
So let us be clear—
If anyone is het up,
We’ll wreck their set-up!
Now you’re at bat
With a capital C
So feel free to stand pat
Till the tuna is free.
When you’re a Cat,
You live
Like Cat!
** applauds and whistles ***
Awesome!
Yes, yes, those were the original lyrics! I’m going to sing to my cats, only one of which is in the Calico Gang, but the other can be convinced to join for tuna.
Woo Hoo!! You definitely demonstrate your Broadway pedigree!
Thenk yew, thenk yew, *bowing* …
Just… brilliant.