I Was Told There’d Be Monsters

December 1, 2024December 1, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike

The other kids say they have monsters under their beds. How come I don’t get monsters? I’ve always wanted to meet one, maybe with three heads or giant eyeballs. That would be awesome!

White rabbit with brown patches on its nose and eyes lies down underneath a toy bed just its size. — Another childhood dream shattered. (Reddit)

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Elizabeth December 1, 2024 / 9:27 am

I wish I had a bun under my bed. Hang on. I should check.

Nope. Nuthin. Sigh.
- allein 🐾 December 1, 2024 / 9:59 am
  
  All I have is the giant box from my TV…😞
allein 🐾 December 1, 2024 / 10:03 am

I have just learned that the collection this bed comes from at IKEA is called DUKTIG…

and now I need to see some ducks in the DUKTIG.
- Duckie 🐥 December 1, 2024 / 11:38 am
  
  It’s not the DUKTIG, but my bestie gave me a rubber ducky Advent Calendar…
  - allein 🐾 December 1, 2024 / 12:00 pm
    
    🙂
6rabbits December 1, 2024 / 10:26 am

I actually HAVE a darling cute bun under my bed! Underneath beds is a prime protective RealEstate spot for buns.
- Duckie 🐥 December 1, 2024 / 8:09 pm
  
  Pictures!
Emsthemonster December 1, 2024 / 12:11 pm

There are!
DEBG December 1, 2024 / 4:02 pm

Squeeeeeeeeeeeee. This monster I would welcome!