I have your test results, Mr. Plushisarus, and I’m not going to sugar-coat things. In all my years treating stuffed animals, I’ve never seen an instance this severe. I’m afraid you have a terminal case of… hamster.
Surgically submitted by Andrew Y.
Say “Aww”
…ma’ thung feelth fuzzy…
Awwww … thud!
This is fantastic.
I’ve always heard people complain about a fuzzy tongue (especially after drinking) but this is a little over the top. And one day, I too hope to achieve this level of relaxation.