BREAKING MEWS — The tense standoff between Miss Mimsy Puffikins and her human family has entered its third hour with no breakthrough in the negotiations. According to mediators, Puffikins remains barricaded inside her pillow fort and has increased her demands to a plate of tuna and three catnip toys.
What do you think she’d do if I booped her little nose?
My counter offer, if she comes to live with me, is daily tuna and as many catnip toys as she likes, and she can play with Duckie’s favourite toy, too!
I guess she’s an associate member of the Black Panthers? I am cat, hear me roar!
PS. I love the name, especially Mimsy, it’s so whimsi- cal.
Am I hallucinating or do I see the image of her human reflected in her eyes?
I think we do, now that I looked!