Breaking News — In a statement today, Supreme Earth Ruler Thaddeus T. Fangwaffle decreed that Thursday shall henceforth be renamed “Flippity-doo.” Mr. Fangwaffle was then escorted back to the State Institution for the Criminally Loopy.

Guess I need to buy new calendars, Andrew Y.
Sounds good to me..
(You know, Mike, if you ever decide to do another calendar, you’ll have to call it that.)
Every authoritarian regime starts with a new calendar. It’s tradition.
Well it’s not the stupidest decree I’ve heard lately.
Nor I.