Does your home have a chair thief? These devious usurpers love to lounge nearby, pretending to be disinterested. But the moment you get up to go to the kitchen, they swoop in to claim their prize.
Buffet Du Jardin Owner?, by Dennis S. Hurd, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
I am not a thief! You bought this for me, didn’t you?
There’s plenty of room on the left…
I agree! PLENTY of room.
Hey they didn’t name the best thieves cat-burglars for nothing.
Every single time!! And sometimes they jump up right when you’re about to sit and then you almost pull muscles trying NOT to sit on them.
Ah, I see you’ve met all my pets, past and present!
And probable future.