Hey, kid. Yeah, you. Got a little proposition for ya, could be a sweet deal for both of us. You take out the trash bin every week, right? Well, let’s just say you “accidentally” leave the lid open next time — hey, it happens — and whatever I find we split fifty-fifty. Think about it, willya?
Talk about raccoons behaving badly. First the liquor store, now the garbage cans. I’m sorry Mitch, but I think an intervention is needed to discuss your recent behavior.
Trashed panda was my first thought too!
Drunk raccoon made it to SNL…
That was fantastic.