Sizable Soccer Stars

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Presenting the starting lineup for the all-elephant soccer team! Three powerful pachyderms who really get a kick out of the game!

An elephant stands in a river and tosses a back in the air with its trunk.

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4 thoughts on “Sizable Soccer Stars”

  1. Kar March 18, 2026 / 3:56 pm

    dear heaven’s/

    If they’re trying out for the world cup we’re in trouble.

    • allein 🐾 March 18, 2026 / 6:23 pm

      I might watch if there were heffalumps…

      • Debg March 18, 2026 / 11:00 pm

        same here

  2. AJ March 18, 2026 / 4:13 pm

    and GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!! Cutest football/soccer team ever, I’d definitely cheer them on.

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